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The Thirsty Alter-boy

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.
"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"
by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007
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Queen of alternative

“isnt billie eilish the queen of alternative?”
“no, lana’s queen of alternative. billie’s princess.”
by tsxd September 12, 2020
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Queen of alternative

It means you revolutionized the alternative genre.
-Is Lana del Rey still the queen of alternative?
-of course, no one is going to dethrone her.
by lana queen of alt September 13, 2020
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Alternate Dimension

An existence that is parallel to our own. Often thought to contain replicas of ourselves in various or similar forms but never the same. There can be infinite Alternate Dimensions, but never one exactly like our own.

Dimensions are Alternate Realities, Times, Universes, and Lives all in one.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Dog.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Cat.
In this Dimension, I am a Human.
Professor
by Professor Theory April 18, 2010
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Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.
Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.
by @dumptrump January 22, 2017
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alternateen

A teenager who, in an attempt to break societal norms and quotas, dresses, acts, and listens to the same "alternative" music as the majority of other disgruntled teenagers. Piercings, unnaturally colored hair, band t-shirts and a general air of angst and contempt are usually required.
I just saw a gaggle of alternateens at the mall fondling a cardboard cutout of Limp Bizkit.
by ice September 5, 2002
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altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it
Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed
by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005
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