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human npc

People that behave like an npc.
Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"
by Međed November 3, 2022
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Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
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human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.
by ..diehard November 30, 2022
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Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.
That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.
by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023
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Human Unit

A wig or weave made from human hair. Usually used be people in the drag scene
Willam: And that's why you wear a human unit so it can do the Shakeout thing at the back gurl.
by Punkerella January 20, 2023
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human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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