egg cream

verb; to ejaculate and vomit on someone simultaneously.

"Slow down," Ned said, "I'm going to egg cream!"

egg cream by Bleccch November 1, 2006

Strawberry Cream Pie 

When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.

Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.

Strawberry Cream Pie by Lobstah Man2 July 11, 2010

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

Alaskan Cream Pie by dickbutt August 27, 2012

Pizzas and Cream 

Jacking off with a warm Hot Pocket, then eating it.

Fuck that broken window, it's Pizzas and Cream time.

Pizzas and Cream by Charlie_O August 22, 2014

Ice Cream Scoop 

After farting, this is the act of scooping the fart and throwing it into a friend's face forcing the odor to his or her senses long before it would normally reach them.

Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"

Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."

Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."

*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*

Ice Cream Scoop by Jarn July 31, 2008

ice cream dealer 

yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.

watch your van

ice cream dealer by P.C Brown June 12, 2003

teen cream

milky or watery semen produced by young adolescent boys

I sucked that lad off and got a mouthful of ace teen cream

teen cream by Attilla the hump June 13, 2003