Definitions by dickbutt

Honking Bilbo 

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand

Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.

Honking Bilbo by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021

Squircle 

The act of eating the remnants after squicking.

As if squicking his victim wasn't heinous enough, the murderer went on to commit squircle after her death.

Squircle by DiCkBuTt November 1, 2020

Clummy 

When your girl is clumsy but its hot so you want to fuck her and fill her with your cum

that's my clummy

Clummy by DiCkBuTt January 28, 2020

coercion

When a woman flashes her outer labia at a vulnerable male who has his dick in his hand.

That lady's coercion distracted me so bad I shit pissed on my new kicks

coercion by DiCkBuTt December 6, 2019

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

Alaskan Cream Pie by dickbutt August 27, 2012

Poseidon's kiss 

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

dickdoodle

On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.

1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?

2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.

dickdoodle by DICKBUTT March 23, 2008