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It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl
ass crumbs by Carl Hard February 21, 2009
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ass hash
The result of the loss of control of your bowels while being clothed and seated. The resulting mess is ass hash.
Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.
The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.
Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.
The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.
Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
While driving home from a dinner of under cooked fish tacos, and with nowhere to stop, I wound up with my pants full of ass hash.
ass hash by cunty linguist November 12, 2016
ass gas or grass
The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.
Brian: Well, here we are.
Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-
*she begins to exit the car*
Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*
Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-
*she begins to exit the car*
Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*
ass gas or grass by BES the best September 4, 2008