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The result of the loss of control of your bowels while being clothed and seated. The resulting mess is ass hash.

Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.

The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.

Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
While driving home from a dinner of under cooked fish tacos, and with nowhere to stop, I wound up with my pants full of ass hash.
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The shit and period blood stain of ones panties
When David went to eat a fish smelling ass, he notices theres ass hash on her panties.
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A.K.A. Jenkem or Butt Hash A new drug used by young and old alike that consists of one's own excrement that has been fermented for a couple of weeks.
The inhaled substance is said to initially cause unconsciousness, followed by intense hallucinations that can last up to 3 days. This act is said to leave a foul taste in the user's mouth for several days after a single use.
Dude, I have been saving this ass hash for 2 months are you in?
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