pedo-smokescreen 

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually

"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen

pedo-smokescreen by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017

smell like smoke 

How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.

Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.

Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.

Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.

smell like smoke by KBSfan March 4, 2014

Touch glass and smoke gas 

The equivalent of a "toast" or a "cheers", however, it is primarily used in terms of smoking weed. More specifically, when the two participants touch bongs prior to taking a hit.

Yo, let's touch glass and smoke gas man.

Touch glass and smoke gas by DoxSloppy February 15, 2023

smoke-gasm 

A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!

Matt bought a panatela and gave me a smoke-gasm last night!

smoke-gasm by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

Smoke Blower 

Someone who figuratively blows smoke up your ass or otherwise talks about someone or something as though it were a big deal, when in fact it isnt.

Also, people who say they'll do something really big, but when it comes down to it, they are "just blowing smoke." Similar to a Sunshine Blower.

Tom: When I meet the president of our company, I'm really going to give him a piece of my mind!

John: Yeah, whatever dude you're just a Smoke Blower.

Smoke Blower by Beef77 May 6, 2009

pole smoker 

what my ex boyfriend is

My ex-boyfriend Mark is a pole smoker.

pole smoker by Stacy February 22, 2004

white owl smoker 

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

white owl smoker by protocoldroid June 21, 2004