Definitions by dumbwhiteguy

pedo-smokescreen 

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually

"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen

pedo-smokescreen by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017

Bathroom Stalling 

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."

Bathroom Stalling by dumbwhiteguy July 23, 2015

homo gay 

That other guy's definition is crap. Gay means happy, so homo gay means happy to be homosexual.

Dumbwhiteguy1: That guy is so homo gay
Dumbwhiteguy2: Wow, that white guy is the biz-omb!

homo gay by DumbWhiteGuy February 16, 2004

dumbwhiteguy 

Everyone who uses stupid shitty slang that makes them sound like idiots.

Dumbwhiteguy1: What-what? Keep it gangsta! Step off, you got served. Homie, don't be a playa hata! Fo shizzle! Etc.
Dumbwhiteguy2: Man, that white guy is the biz-omb!

dumbwhiteguy by DumbWhiteGuy February 16, 2004

keep it gangsta 

A phrase that dumb white guys use because they think it is cool.

Also see "biz-omb".

dumbwhiteguy1: Keep it gangsta, homie.
dumbwhiteguy2: Lolz it would be funnay if ur grandma said that lolz that would make a funnay definition lolz. Also, that dumb white guy is the biz-omb.

keep it gangsta by DumbWhiteGuy February 16, 2004