How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.
Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.
Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.
Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.
Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.
Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.
by KBSfan February 25, 2014
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