Sarah Jones 

One who wishes not to talk about herself yet makes a point to inform everyone of her latest experiences, theater performances, and ideas. Sarcastic and bitchy, she knows how to turn heads with her dyed hair. Each week it is a new shade of red, or blonde. Her greatest interest lie within vintage clothing or accessories and bottle caps. She also knows word for word every major Broadway play in alphabetical order. Many people look down upon her, not because she is a bad person, but because she is incredibly short. Always an endless source of entertainment during history class with her impressions of many every-day inner-city citizens.

"Guuurrrrl I'm guna cut you!"
"ohh man that was a sarah jones right there"

Sarah Jones by dumdiddydumdummy September 8, 2009

Davy Jones 

When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique

Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!

Davy Jones by norris1234 August 2, 2007

bridget jones 

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

bridget jones by derek October 4, 2005

Jenny Jones 

A show that offered an unusuakky good source of masturbation material.

Tweenies? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Me likey antidisplentrau ism ja?

Jenny Jones by Jacob\'s Bladduh April 26, 2005

joneser 

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

joneser by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

andruw jones

like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.

wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .

andruw jones by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

"mother joner" 

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

"mother joner" by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" December 15, 2008