When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
Get the German Thingsmug. by Kodak999 November 21, 2019
Get the German caramelmug. When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪
by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023
Get the German flagmug. by FSubby March 19, 2015
Get the dirty german shotmug. When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
Get the Little German Chocolate Holemug.