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Germantown, Ohio

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A town filled with truck sluts, stuck up cunts and hillbillies with tiny dicks. You're guaranteed to be hit on by a toothless redneck no matter where you go in Germantown.
"Hey, have you been to Germantown, Ohio lately?" "Yeah, I went to Laff's and got sucked off by a hoe with no teeth and cowboy boots in the bathroom!"
by Gooeysalamander January 4, 2019
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German Wedding

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A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
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german

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a language that sucks, there aren't any good teachers for the subject so that makes it even worse
person 1: I am so busy with school, I hate it mostly because of....
person 2: german?
person 1: yes, how did you guess that?
by cursedictionary March 28, 2019
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German Audubon

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Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her
dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate
by sanxity June 11, 2019
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