Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.
Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!
by Rhys5891 December 12, 2010
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cunt bumping

The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.
I walked in on the 2 whores cunt bumping.
by Claudeguy March 31, 2017
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Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.
KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.
by Cornhole Barbie August 02, 2019
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Cunt Caught

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
by The Philosopher2012 December 08, 2009
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Das cunt

When your German friend is a total cunt
by Dasarthour October 02, 2018
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cunt muggler

Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.
All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.
by ESRSM123 December 17, 2013
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fried cunt

A person who takes a lot of illegal drugs
Oi ya fried cunt
by Dodgy mate bruh April 09, 2016
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