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Definitions by Obsessive_Fangirl

A way to call someone a cocksucker

(two-lip)
"I can't believe Andrew would cheat on you"

"Oh I know, what a fucking Tulip."
Tulip by Obsessive_Fangirl December 12, 2022

Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese
The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians
What you say to get someones attention when they are distracted
Hey Emily
"....."
Emily
"......"
Uhhg
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
"Oh? Yeah what do you need?"
E by Obsessive_Fangirl October 19, 2019

Baby bean 

What you call a fictional character that you love too much for words to describe.
Baby bean by Obsessive_Fangirl October 8, 2019