Cum clot

A cum clot is thick stringy cum that is found in a bathtub drain after a crusty man takes a shower

Bruh I went into the shower after my uncle and I saw a cum clot in the drain

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

cum clot

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.

Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

Licking Cloth

Needing to take a shit really badly, your turd sticking out of your anus licking the inside of your pants.

Johnny was licking cloth so he sprinted to the toilet and managed to evacuate his bowels safely.

by Cumguzzler42069 July 18, 2022

Cunt Clot

noun - a group, consisting of three or more persons, who are each individually acting like a giant cunt.

I was at my son’s soccer game, when a giant cunt clot emerged from a Mercedes-Benz SUV, talking badly about other player’s mothers.

by CumOnFeet November 16, 2022

Rescued clothing and Clutter

Unique treasures found across the globe that are waiting for a new home at the Hen House Thrift Boutique at 7 E Main st in Evansville Wi . From flannels, dresses and other clothing to one of a kind Knick knacks, the Hen House has an endless supply of fun finds for you and your home.

I can’t believe the amount of rescued clothing and clutter I found at the Hen House Thrift Boutique

by Big deal daddy August 24, 2023

Mr.I buy cloths everyday

A person who tends to say he is rich but he's actually a low life

He thinks he is a Mr.I buy cloths everyday
But really he has no life

by LocalShopAssistant July 13, 2018

Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying

Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"

The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018