Jesse

Jesse is a man who knows what he can do and doesn’t need to try and put himself above others because he already knows where he is going. Instead a Jesse uses his ability to help others but is shy and awkward in social settings so many people believe he really doesn’t know anything because his mind goes blank. Has good looks but awkward with women, makes it harder when they think you sleep with someone every night but in reality don’t. All in all a very talented individual who can and will accomplish anything

Person 1: Yo you heard Jesse got an A!
Person 2: nah that’s impossible I heard he’s retarded man.

by Giftofwisdom March 1, 2020

sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

jesusaurus

Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.

A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.

"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!

"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"

by wasp2020 December 23, 2004

Jesus was a liberal

A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.

Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.

Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".

"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"

"No, I guess not."

by Reasoner August 27, 2006

Jesan

Super paranoid, crazy, random. Usually super random, to the point of hilarious, and so hilarious, to be really awesome.
People with this name are usually:
*LIKE TO DANCE TO RANDOM SONGS
*SINGS ALONG TO RETARDED BEATS
*LAUGHS AT TWILIGHT FANS
*IS REALLY FUNNY
*LIKES TO DEBATE ABOUT RANDOM CRAP.
*VERY LIKELY TO KICK YOUR ASS

Bob: "Who's that person dancing?"
Bob2: "Oh that's just Jesan, she does that everyday."

Bob: "Who's that person dancing?"
Max: "Oh that's just Jesan, she does that everyday."

by Moonshaft February 28, 2010

Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

Definition often known as the world's best couple.
World's perfect couple.
Started 070610, ended never.
- As you breathe this second, they are loving each other
harder and harder by times fold.

Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

by Crackalackinbro March 2, 2011

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009