Milk Invitation 

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

Milk Invitation by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

Milk Carton 

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.

'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'

Milk Carton by O-U-812 September 11, 2019

Milk bone 

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

Milk bone by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

Milk dud 

Dr.mosley

Okay which one of ya’ll called me a milk dud I stg no more snow days for the rest of the year

Milk dud by Martin Luther king jr December 2, 2019

Milk Unit 

A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.

The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?

15lbs?

Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?

Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.

Milk Unit by mo0 December 27, 2019

Milk 'n Nut

A brand of chocolate in Belgium.

Yo you wanna Milk 'n Nut?

Milk 'n Nut by Iamlai February 2, 2020

milk disease 

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week

lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!

milk disease by milkymoo February 7, 2020