Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.

“C’mon… you know the smart money is on me!”

by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023

smart bimbo

A girl who plays at being a bimbo but is actually really smart.

Aria may play dumb, but she is really smart, so she is a smart bimbo.

by Thatonegirl8420 March 11, 2023

smart asf

The word asf is means "as fuck". If we use this word after something praiseworthy word like "she's gorgeous asf" or "smart asf" it means that person is soooo gorgeous and soooo smart.

She's smart asf

by Evangeline valentine March 15, 2023

smart eyes

Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes

Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.

by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023