a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the wordGIRLFRIEND.
CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?
CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?
A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.
John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
An absolute legend of epic proportions who isnโt within reach but is omnipresent and influencing opinions and decisions. Never let a Starfriend down because they willsupernova your ass.
dude, I feel like hugging the sky and kissing the moon, my starfriend must need a chat.x
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!