SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023

smirlfriend

a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.

CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?

by kim =) March 3, 2008

Smart friend

A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.

John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.

by EmoLife May 8, 2017

starfriender

an internet user who obsessively pursues connections and interactions with celebrities on social networking websites.

lady gaga is friends with 50 legit acquaintances and 4,950 starfrienders.

by stuku February 26, 2011

Slap your smart friend

On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.

For a special best friend.
Slap your smart friend

by Forcitlali December 10, 2019

Starfriend

An absolute legend of epic proportions who isn’t within reach but is omnipresent and influencing opinions and decisions. Never let a Starfriend down because they will supernova your ass.

dude, I feel like hugging the sky and kissing the moon, my starfriend must need a chat.x

by Aquarian84 September 1, 2019