Definitions by Wolga

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

Smart Softy by Wolga March 29, 2023

-ish 

Used to excuse yourself ahead of time for running late.

Friend - When will you be here?
Tim - Around 5:00'ish
Friend - Calls at 5:00. Where are you?
Tim - I SAID ISH!

I'll be there around 5-ish

-ish by Wolga June 14, 2022

What You're Work'n With 

A person's body parts that are used to attract a mate.

Our nurse, when getting ready to leave the exam room told my female roommate, you can put your shirt back on so people can't see what you're work'n with.

What You're Work'n With by Wolga September 16, 2018

Distractivated 

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

While lurking in the LUCI.org Hangout, one of the Linux aficionado's, Distractivated me to the point that I now have my Youtube degree in all things IBM Model M clicker keyboards.

Distractivated by Wolga October 11, 2017

Lent Trap 

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.

I was able to avoid the Lent Trap this year because my wife said she's giving up giving up stuff for Lent.

Lent Trap by Wolga September 17, 2017

BFD

Big Fucking Deal

Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010... Congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Vice President Joe Biden's utterance in front of an open mic may have gone unnoticed had he been familiar with Urban Dictionary and uttered "This is a BFD"

BFD by Wolga March 25, 2010

every so often 

The Hickish or White Trash way of saying periodically.

We went to visit them every so often.

every so often by Wolga September 3, 2008