ban hammer 

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.

When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

ban hammer by q359 July 25, 2023

Black Hammer 

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

Black Hammer by Osama7even July 28, 2023

Fizzle Hammer 

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

Fizzle Hammer by flulaborg August 30, 2023

The Hammer

A boy named Tarek

The hammer ate a lot of pussy last night!

The Hammer by Hammer 69 January 14, 2024

blam hammer 

A Desert Eagle or any other kind of 50 Cal pistol

“Bro I was ridin out yesterday and almost got struck by a blam hammer man, Went right through the car and out the other side.”
“Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”

blam hammer by BongBoy420 March 14, 2024

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

Johnathan Hammer by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Jamaican Hammer Swisher 

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

Jamaican Hammer Swisher by lilviny409 November 22, 2024