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P'tit café 

Un P'tit café s'il vous plait (a blowjob please)...or, j'ai le gout d'un p'tit café (i'm in the mood for a blowjob)
P'tit café by J-B May 19, 2006
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gooch tit 

a gooch tit is a titty that leaks stuff that is like the sweat on the gooch.
man she has a gooch tit, her tits leak just the sweat of a gooch!
gooch tit by twatolia February 18, 2008

Jizzie-Tit 

A titty that has been jizzed on. Not to be confused with a "Pearl Necklace." Usually done out of anger or to stimulate pleasure.
"Karen, let me give you a Jizzie-Tit, quite?"
"Quite Frederick, quite!"
"Good, or I would have had to done it out of anger, you skanky Jew cunt bitch!"
"Quite....."

Big Tit Theory 

The theory states that women with larger breasts contain more estrogen. (Estrogen is the hormone that makes women feminine. The more estrogen they have, the more feminine they are, i.e. the larger their breasts get.) It claims that because of the increase in estrogen, they are more emotionally unstable, more dramatic, and more insecure. Men that are attracted to big breasted women have to deal with an enormous amount of drama and chaos in their relationships.
Hey dude, have you heard of the Big Tit Theory?

Dude1: Dude how come every relationship I'm in is always so chaotic and dramatic?
Dude2: Don't you usually like to date big breasted women?
Dude1: Yeah, so?
Dude2: Well then the reason why your relationships are always dramatic and chaotic is because of the Big Tit Theory.
Big Tit Theory by najack60 January 30, 2018

Anti Tit Man 

As opposted to Tit, this is an individual who exhibits a distaste for anything decent in the world. This person is often reluctant to participate in anything enjoyable or appreciate activities that everyone else would be honored to partake in. Otherwise known as "ATM", this individual is easily recognized by a slew of characteristics: a frown, being ugly, goes by the name of Richard Siegel, or just apathetic is all facets of life. Usually is relatively able to be picked out of a crowd, never wants to have fun, or is just plain terrible.
-Hey, you want to go to the Yankees game? It'll be so Tit!
-No thanks, I dont like the Yankees.
-You're such an Anti Tit Man

Snorkel tit 

When one tit is sufficiently larger than a snorkel. Generally found in men aged 74 and above. Extremely fatal.
Mom, what's that on Grandpa's chest?
Honey, that is what we call.."a snorkel tit"