masturbatrix

A woman who masturbates a man, often with the purpose of teasing him by denying him an orgasm.

The masturbatrix stroked his cock for an hour but wouldn't let him come.

by vickiep August 23, 2010

masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

Masturbatory definition

A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.

Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.

by Psycho Robot April 25, 2010

Mass Snap

Sending out one message on Snapchat to ALL of the friends you think are worthy to receive it.

This can include posting to your story as well as individuals.

Aidan: "Hey Matt, check out this Snapchat that Heather sent me!" *replays message*
Matthew: "Yeah man, I got that shit too. It's just a Mass Snap. She don't care about just you, bruh."

by hugsfromheather November 12, 2014

Massabesic High School

A school located in Maine crawling with crackheads and thots. Everyone at this school seems to think that juling is a national sport they wear timberlands and flannel like their life depends on it. Don’t bother drinking from the water fountains unless you want to die of lead poisoning. Don’t eat anything at this school either 95% of their food is fake. However nothing is faker at mhs than the people who attend it. Every two weeks or so two wild pot heads will get into a fist fight in the bathroom and the teachers will look the other way and pretend nothing happened.

“Dude what school do you go to?”
“Massabesic high school”
“Ew”

by Amealinapeel September 15, 2019

mason mount

best player in the world

he's not quite on the level of "mason mount"

by moneymase May 7, 2021

Hook Master

Hook Master = Master of "Hook Wrestling" (or Hook Fighting) aka "Catch Wrestling", usually known today as "Submission Wrestling". In its purest form, Submission Wrestling has NO points, NO rounds and NO time limits. Two grapplers wrestle until one "gives up" or "submits", either voluntarily, or by knock out (eg, passing out from a choke hold).

Hook/Catch/Submission WRESTLING or GRAPPLING uses NO strikes whatsoever, but Hook/Catch/Submission FIGHTING does (puncing, kicking, knees, elbows, headbutts).

Replaces outdated "hooker", which, since the civil war came to mean "prostitute". See HOOKER.

Mr. Goven is a Hook Master. Start a fight with him and you will likely end up unconscious!

by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 10, 2006