squid-goat

Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.

Damn, that girl is squid-goat.

squid-goat by phlglyshk April 27, 2011

billy goat kiss 

Two Guys Rubbing Beards Like Eskimo Kiss Style.

Jeff & Edward Billy Goat Kissed At That party

billy goat kiss by Manda1274 November 29, 2013

Toasty Goat 

The pseudo-sexual act of consuming campfire delicacies (i.e. s'mores), puking up said delicacies upon a roasted goat, then wrapping the goat and yourself in tinfoil while performing sexual acts inside, usually on a beach.

The excursion to the Indiana dunes was ruined when Jordan made toasty goats in front of the girl scout troop.

Toasty Goat by TUFTSFOREVER December 14, 2013

Billy Goat Nut Tap 

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.

Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!

Billy Goat Nut Tap by Nut Shot February 3, 2014

Yard Goat 

A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.

Kyle, you're such a yard goat!

Yard Goat by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017

acting the goat 

Acting daft, silly. Messing about.

She was always acting the goat!

acting the goat by Wevvles January 13, 2017

hacker's goat 

When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.

Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.

hacker's goat by Space_ December 24, 2018