fake tickets

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

by absolutben80 July 6, 2011

Fake-text

Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.

Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.

Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?

Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.

by Rahrahkristinah August 22, 2011

fake

"an intimate understanding of the non-existence of an authentic self"

Holden Caughfield is fake af, my dude.

by godisdeadinside November 26, 2016

Fake

A fake person is someone who is not genuine and will do whatever it takes to make themself look good. They will take credit for other's work or down play the good of others to illuminate oneself.

Fake people take part in hipocrisy, lies, and will turn on friendship the moment it no longer is a benefit for them. They will change thier personality to fit in to a certain group.

Ex:k@Lynn is a fake ass and a opp

by Xboi3000 February 3, 2017

Fake Friend

A fake friend is a person who acts like they are your friend, but then talk shit about you behind your back.

A fake friend would ditch you and leave you by yourself when you need them most.

Fake friends talk like your friend, but aren’t.

by Henery Danger December 8, 2017

Fake depression

A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.

Look at Harry's story he's definitely got fake depression.

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

Fake News

CNN

CNN is fake news

by Alien Robot June 22, 2020