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ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! 

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.
ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)
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Rock Stacker 

Hippie, wannabe hippies and losers new to the outdoors that stack rocks in unnatural piles. This is done for a few different reasons. One is simply to say, "I was here." Another reason is just to claim a prominent spot for their Rock stack before some other Rock stacker makes their own stack on that spot. The third and original purpose of the Rock stacks was to guide hikers and keep them on a trail, any unatraul sign would serve this purpose. Rock stacking amateur dorks do not know or care about the origins of Rock stacks, they just want to make one on every virgin spot they see so they can photograph them and post it on Facebook. Real hikers do not have the time or inclination to unnecessarily stack rocks, they are driven by he challenge of hiking and not making cute piles of rocks on every ledge they see.
"I wish these damn Rock stackers would stay home instead of fucking up the trails!"
"Damn Rock stackers shared all of our supplies but none of their own, typical!"
Rock Stacker by Freightrain47 March 31, 2017
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Rock Revival jeans

A brand of designer jeans worn by women. They're similar to Miss Me jeans, but they contain reverse fleur-de-lis on every back pocket. They come in a better selection and last longer than Miss Me jeans.
"You look really good in those jeans. What brand are you wearing? - Heath

"Aw, thank you! I'm wearing Rock Revival jeans, and I love them!" - Laura

Rock Star 

A washed up movie star who thinks they can sing and be all bad ass and all they cover is CRAP!!!!
Jennifer Lopez Singing CRAP!
Rock Star by SURAH November 16, 2003

rock slide 

When a man puts his testicles on a females forehead and quickly does a reverse pelvic thrust so that the testicles slide down her face similar to rocks sliding down a hill.
"Hey man i gave that chick i took home a rock slide last night."
rock slide by iInventedTheRockSlide December 30, 2007

rock out with your cock out 

Rock Out With Your Cock Out is also used on the Gay side as well.

1)To literally expose your cock at a Gay men's party in hopes of getting a blowjob from another Gay guy.

2)To flex yourself naked as Gay men oogle and admire your cock in order to get their mouths to water and crave for it to go in their mouths.

3)To expose your cock and dare a guy you think and/or know is Gay to suck it.

Here are a few Rock Out With Your Cock Out Gay styled examples.

I was dared by a friend to suck his cock and I took it and did it.I also swallowed his cum.I'd do it again if dared again to do it.It's more fun to suck cock.I have also been told by the guys that I've sucked off that I am better than a chick.

I've been at parties like those described above.They're fun.

Not only that,there are more Gay male cocksuckers than there are Straight female cocksuckers.Most Straight females would not even think of sucking another guy's cock.

rock it out

to beef it wit sum1
basically 2 hav a fight wid sum1
ok so u luv 2 get fresh yh cum we 'rock it out' den
rock it out by pwetty gash July 23, 2006