scissors

used to defeat paper in a game

aha! my scissors beat your rock!

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

scissors

The act of two lesbians rocking back and forth with their vaginas touching one another

Mrs. Garrison performed hot scissors with his lesbian partner all night long

by Scissor me Timbers April 21, 2007

scissors

Lesbian sex. When two women put their pussies together to form a scissor like shape.

Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.

Mm scissors...

by Mable April 22, 2007

Scissors

The one of three possible choices you can make while playing RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors). This choice is used to destroy is natural enemy, paper. But this choice is very vulnerable to rock... But we don't talk about rock...

John and Steven together: "Rock, Paper, Scissors, AND, SHOOT!"
Steven: *Chooses Paper*
John: *Chooses Scissors*
John: "HA YES! I won!"
Steven (sore loser): "Shut up"

by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

scissors

A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.

The scissors will destroy the world.

by Scissors February 12, 2005

scissors

Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.

Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!

by bergie404 December 15, 2011

Scissors

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.

"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."

by Elipsis July 6, 2005