When a man puts his testicles on a females forehead and quickly does a reverse pelvic thrust so that the testicles slide down her face similar to rocks sliding down a hill.
by iInventedTheRockSlide December 3, 2007
When you are in a girl and you pass a kidney stone through your penis into her vagina or anus cavity. Thus a rock slide.
The Dr. told me I had a kidney stone so I made sure to give Erica a rock slide when ramming her last night. I wonder when she'll pass it.
by jeremy2027 November 28, 2007
when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.
Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.
by mooseshadows March 16, 2015
by The Kev-Meister May 19, 2009
Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."
"Gross."
by aquacatpro December 28, 2016
When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.
Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"
Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."
"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.
Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."
"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.
by J3ffisthedude June 19, 2013