sand lobster

The underside of Chris' gooch.

Chris has one nasty sand lobster.

by Chris Sever February 1, 2008

Lobing

The opposite of Snozzling (to fuck someone up the nose with your tiny penis), Lobing is to fuck someone up the ear with your tiny penis.

"My penis doesn't fit in your vagina!"
"OK then, let's lobe!"
"Yah, lobing is the only way I can have intercourse with you!"

by Caleb Amaral February 23, 2009

lobamatized

A mental condition characterized by an habitually uncritical and reverential attitude towards the personality, words, and actions of Barack Obama.

A significant percentage of the press have become thoroughly lobamatized.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

lobreezy

A girl that is loose, bitchy, a broad, and easy - usually the school slut with blond hair, blue eyes, and a rat face. She has to move away because all the guys think she's a whore and she gets made fun of, and she's a dumbass and can't pass a class to save her life. She is the ultimate contridiction because she's such an atheist but attends a Catholic school. She's sooooooooooo ugly and none of the guys she dates like her, they just want to get some. Aka maddie murphy.

Guy one: did you seriously hook up with a lobreezy?

Guy 2: yeah man, i was having a bad night and had to resort to Maddie.

by Kowabungja October 21, 2010

lobsterbagging

As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.

John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.

by ramfungdunctual September 12, 2013

Lobster Fucker

One who fucks lobsters. Generally from Melrose, Massachusetts.

HAHA, Richie Campbell is a lobster fucker.

by 1865richieisgay March 3, 2014

lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016