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Greasy Sausage Casing 

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.

salo sausage 

A piece of shit, a turd.
Derived from a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1975 classic movie; Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom).
I might leave this one up to the editors.
salo sausage by David Sutherland November 11, 2003

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

The Great American Sausage 

Another way of saying The Penis
Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

loose sausage meat 


Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.
As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".
loose sausage meat by Garthy September 19, 2006