The Great American Sausage

Another way of saying The Penis

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007

Spanish Taxi

When you're having anal sex with a chick who's on all fours, and she's crawling forward slowly to compensate for your thrusts, thereby transporting you around the bedroom, kitchen, etc.

Dude, when I was with Maria last night, she totally had me in the Spanish Taxi.

Hey, did you hear about Julie? They say she's a real Spanish Taxi Driver.

by curtHendzell June 01, 2010

Tuna Chute

A vagina. Specifically, a vagina that accepts penis.

I don't care for anal. Give me tuna chute all the way!

by curtHendzell June 06, 2010

Double Irish

Having sex with not one, but two redheads at once. Twins preferred. Basically living out a fantasy of being Hugh Hefner, but with redheads replacing blondes.

Dude, I was in Vegas, I totally had to go Double Irish a the bunny ranch while I was there.

by curtHendzell October 21, 2010