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Seatsnob

1. Someone who gets seats to a concert or show and brags about where they are sitting to everyone when no one else really gives a fuck.

2. Someone who bitches and complains when they get free seats to a show or concert and the seats are not good enough for them

3. Someone who would rather sit by themself at a show or concert in a closer seat rather then enjoy the experience with friends etc from a seat that they might not like as much

4. Someone who is constantly given free tickets to shows or concerts but never gives the people who gave them tickets tickets in return. Someone who never helps the people who gave them tickets get tickets either. Someone who just uses people and sucks value from people who have tickets but has no intention of giving others tickets or value in return.

5. Someone who has grown to expect people to give them free tickets to shows or concerts because they are so use to getting tickets from people, but they totally take it for granted. They completely freakout and go hysterical when they have to pay anything for tickets because the person who use to give them tickets no longer gives them tickets, because they are tired of giving them tickets for years and never getting any tickets in return. The person gives them tickets for years but the person they give them to never helps the giver get tickets and sometimes just gets tickets on their own and goes in without returning the favor.

6. Similar to a winesnob but relating to concert or show tickets instead of wine
Lana is such a selfish seatsnob, no wonder no one ever wants to give her tickets anymore!
by Selfish seatsnob May 21, 2009
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seasoning

The opposite of a turkey mayonnaise sandwich, having some street to you, and some cultural flavor
person one: yo who the fuck is that white bitch
person two: calm down b, she got some seasonings
by Mikokona September 27, 2019
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monsoon season

After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.
It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.
by EFlo March 5, 2015
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One season wonder

by H. Kane December 13, 2018
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Seasons Beatings

The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day
Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?
by Unit 200 January 10, 2008
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seasoning salt

when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.
"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."
by hardon May 19, 2006
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seamstress

A super-busty gal whose ample gazongas are so impossibly perky-firm and stick out so ridiculously far (think Rebecca Wild) that they're obviously just implants; one has only to lift her boobs slightly and check underneath to see the obviously-visible stitch-scar-grooves from the plastic surgery. :P
Anytime a chesty gal braggingly shows off her humongous boobs to me, I always check to see if her "fun bags" are truly "real 'n' natural" or not before I compliment her too highly --- there are so many seamstresses out there!
by QuacksO September 20, 2017
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