a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
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The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis
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A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
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