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a guy that is a total stud, often times being a complete cuck. however, he gets major dick, because he is compensating for his own size. you'll typically see him in trains with other dudes, normally other cucks. if you ever find a colton in the wild, stay away as far as possible. he will try to grab your ass and touch you where the sun does not shine. he tends to go after 'women', but sadly cannot get any action as he is cucked. keep caution
by the-poon-slayer December 6, 2025
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