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Rip your head off and shit down your neck 

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
Related Words
Someone or something thats retarded.
This is an alternative word to retarded.
Lydio: did you see that retard over there he’s really retarded
Dalziel: no don't say that thats rude . That guy is B-down.
Lydio : bet
B-Down by Anonymous errors January 23, 2020

Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.
Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!

Kiss up kick down 

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.
“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”

small it down 

When the store is trying to scan a QR code on ya phone
Lady in store : you got a QR code son
Jock : aye yes it's on my phone il just bring it up on the screen
Lady in store: I can't seem to scan it can you "small it down" please
Jock: sorry il pinch the screen and "small it down" for ya
Lady in store: yah that's better it scans now
Jock: happydays

If you are there then you’re down. 

If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,
If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.