Fart Eater 

The act of eating anothers farts.

Perkins is a real fart eater. He just sucked that fart right out of Jonah's ass! Um. Paul, I think you have something in your teath.

Fart Eater by Ruben Mendez May 18, 2006

fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

fart in church, a by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

fart tube 

A type of exhaust system that ricers install on their cars. The muffler creates a low rumble which is intended to imitate the sound of a powerful engine, but the sound more resembles a fart.

Look at that sorry excuse for a car with the fart tube!

fart tube by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

fart walk 

A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it

Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.

fart walk by Jibblit April 28, 2011

fart plug

When you have a particularly bad case of the beer shits, and you keep thinking you have to crap, but all that comes out is a turd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. You go through the day not being able to trust your anus, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.

"How's your hangover?" "Not good. My headache is gone, but I keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.". "Lovely". "Yeah, the fifth one I shot out was under so much pressure I nearly cracked the toilet."

fart plug by H. Bobs July 1, 2007

fart whisperer

A person whom others feel comfortable farting around.

Girl one: Hey why the long face?

Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!

Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.

fart whisperer by chiguy61 December 11, 2010

Fart Cave 

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

"Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."

Fart Cave by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008