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cheese fart

The horrifically odorous gastrointestinal assault that accompanies the ingestion of copious amounts of dairy products, usually cheese.
Dude, you ate an entire cheese pizza, be ready for the cheese farts that are coming.
by urban teach May 10, 2014
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fart juice

the stuff that runs out your butt when you fart..
i just got some fart juice in my daks
by graham hill June 26, 2004
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shit fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.
-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.
by The Supporter May 20, 2007
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Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.
"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
by Jake Adams November 7, 2007
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rapist fart

one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves
that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone
by HEINLY June 1, 2003
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fart bubble

when you fart and it gets stuck between your buttcheeks, so you have to do a littl wiggle and picking to get it out.
emma, i ate chipotle today, and i'm having major fart bubbles right now
by harambeismylife September 16, 2016
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