Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.

"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"

by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022

Van Nisterism

Like racism however towards the goat van nistelrooy

“What did you do with your prime van nistelrooy”
“I put him into an sbc”
“Thats van nisterism”

by Wild Warren April 7, 2022

Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.

Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous

by Take the weather February 12, 2018

Chris Van Horn

A kid that acts like a school shooter

Chris Van Horn got in a fight with Yarion

by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019

Van De Keere

it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....

The Van De Keeres are eating me .

by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010

van sui

copy cat of another person named van, think shes good at art when shes not, is in love with someone younger than her and tried stealing her friends boyfriend

“i hate van sui”

by jshsjshdjdjjd November 12, 2021

Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.

The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.

by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023