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au pair-a-legal

An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.
Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.
by Hoos 4 a B Curve May 20, 2006
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Legalized Killing

1.) The act of and having permission to perform an abortion. It allows the murder of an innocent, unborn baby who has not yet had the chance to fully develop and see the light of day.
2.) To take a life in self-defense. It is okay to kill somebody or something if you are being attacked by them.
3.) To inflict fatal casualties (kills and mortal wounding) during a war. In this situation, it may also combine with self-defense.
1.) The unborn child had its very short life put to an end by the teenage mother who was too selfish and unresponsible to take care of it.
2.) The criminal was running onto Jim's lawn with guns drawn, so he blasted him with his 12-gauge.
3.) The Union infantry private participated in firing musket volleys into the attacking Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh.
by A Hoosier May 1, 2005
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Locals Only

An expression used to keep kooks and other pests out of the water. Usually used in conjunction with other insults, such as "donkey" or "goon".
-Its soooo big today!! Did you see that barrel?

-You're a doinker, get out of the water. Locals only.
by Dahhn October 22, 2009
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State Beach Locals

A.k.a State beach losers. The original ones are okay but the new generation of "dirt squirrels" is embarresing. Do nothing with their lives and contribute absolutely nothing to anything. They sit and smoke in a parking lot all day. Posers to be poor. Fuck younger biddys because any normal mature girl knows to stay clear. Some of them might have the talent to surf and skate. But the chance of making it anywhere in the real world is slim. Their vocabulary consists of straight, trog, grohm, mark, mob, nug, and E-uuuuuu. Dont waste your time on these PILES.
rat 1: where we mobbing today
rat 2: r dub
rat 1: FUCK YEAH GROM SBLS
State Beach Locals: FUCK offff squirrels
by j free April 17, 2009
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locals

A panadol(headache tablet) coated in fly spray and sold as an ecstacy pill.
Called 'Locals', as in locally manufactured, to explain the shit 'roll' and the sketchy appearance.
"Do you want to buy any locals?"
by Diego August 21, 2003
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legalish

1. in "legal" terms 2. to be written or portrayed in a confusing, articulate, or complicated manner
"That contract was written too legalish."
by Jonny 5 January 28, 2007
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local boy

kids that are local to their area because they are poor to move out and they get bullied by non local kids, usually of the Native Indian or Pacific Islander race
Kimbo: Wassup John dude?
John: Shut your local boy ass, cuz I gonna kick it
by lilzor July 13, 2016
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