lilzor's definitions

Raden

Raden is a fucking alpha male who is superior to everyone else. He's tall as fuck, built as fuck, and hot as fuck. All straight girls are sexually attracted to him as soon as they set their eyes upon him, and all males want to be his subordinate because he is so badass. Raden would fuck anyone up in a physical fight or a battle of wits, and every male and female in his vicinity is immediately submissive to him. He has an IQ reported to be above that of William James Sidis. He completes all tests and exams in schools like Harvard in under half a second. His physical feats are bar none, as well, being superior to Olympic athletes. One of the multiple badass Radens once challenged Jon Jones to a friendly fight under MMA rules, and absolutely decimated him by TKO in the first round. Another older Raden balled out LeBron James when they were both teenagers, in a friendly 1 on 1 match. Raden does not make an overly large deal about all his feats, though, and is reported to be extremely humble unless you fuck with him. He is no god or extreme superhuman, he is but a common male that happens to be superior to other males.

Anyone named Raden is automatically like this

Raden: *Makes a faggot kid's girl wet with his simple presence*
Faggot kid: *Thinks "What a fucking asshole" in his head, but not saying it in real life*
Raden: *Reads faggot kid's mind* "What the fuck did you think little bitch?"
Faggot kid: "Uh-uh... sorry dawg u can fuck my girlfriend while her family and I watch"
Raden: "Don't dishonor them like that, pathetic fuck!" *Destroys faggot kid with his pinky finger*

Raden: *Walks into a professional female volleyball game*
Volleyball girl Janelle: "Holy fuck, look at that 10/10 hot ass dude in the third row!"
Volleyball girl Kassandra: "Shiiit, lets all leave the fucking game to try get some of that dick!"
Volleyball girls: *Both teams escape to the seats, proceeding to ask for autographs from Raden*
Raden: "I'm only going to have intercourse with four of you. Let me make my decision."

by lilzor October 21, 2019

top bangah

1. Popular Hawaiian slang for the most competent physical fighter in a specified school, town, city, province, state, country, planet, etc.
2. Me

I da top bangah of da island lick any faka up n up, try fo pull up kalihi 96817 if u fags like test um

by lilzor October 20, 2019

what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

by lilzor May 10, 2017

you like scrap

what you say when asking someone to fight (or scrap) with you

White dude: You're a fucking nigga!
Black dude: You like scrap right now?
White dude: Um, sorry, I can't... I'll fight this chink though.
The white dude proceeds to run away from the black dude, then picks on an Asian midget. When the white dude kicks his balls and steals his stuff, the tiny Asian roundhouse kicks the white dude and knocks him out.
Black dude: WHITE BOI CANT SCRAP!!!!!!!!

by lilzor March 31, 2017

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect

"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.

by lilzor November 27, 2016

hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.

Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.

by lilzor July 20, 2016

8

8 can have a lot of definitions, more than 1,000. The most common is r8 8/8.

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8

hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8

gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8

Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."

by lilzor July 19, 2016