lilzor's definitions

chinese dick

A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.

After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.

by lilzor June 28, 2016

what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

by lilzor May 10, 2017

extra virgin

a virgin who not only did not have sex before but has never had any real sexual contact (like kissing, dirty touching, making out, etc.) with the opposite gender (sorry, relatives and family don't count)

Jovan: Hey Michael! I finally kissed a girl, am I still a virgin?

Michael: No, but at least you are not an extra virgin anymore.

by lilzor June 14, 2016

beauty tiers

The tiers of physical attraction, usually used by men to rate women. It goes from 1-10, but the highest is a 9.5, although 9.5s are very rare. The lowest is a 1.5, which are very rare too.

The Beauty Tiers:
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous

by lilzor July 11, 2016

top bangah

1. Popular Hawaiian slang for the most competent physical fighter in a specified school, town, city, province, state, country, planet, etc.
2. Me

I da top bangah of da island lick any faka up n up, try fo pull up kalihi 96817 if u fags like test um

by lilzor October 20, 2019

local boy

kids that are local to their area because they are poor to move out and they get bullied by non local kids, usually of the Native Indian or Pacific Islander race

Kimbo: Wassup John dude?
John: Shut your local boy ass, cuz I gonna kick it

by lilzor July 13, 2016

8

8 can have a lot of definitions, more than 1,000. The most common is r8 8/8.

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8

hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8

gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8

Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."

by lilzor July 19, 2016