Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.
by lilzor May 10, 2017
Get the what are you, fucking gay? mug.A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
by lilzor June 28, 2016
Get the chinese dick mug.The tiers of physical attraction, usually used by men to rate women. It goes from 1-10, but the highest is a 9.5, although 9.5s are very rare. The lowest is a 1.5, which are very rare too.
The Beauty Tiers:
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous
by lilzor July 11, 2016
Get the beauty tiers mug.Raden is a fucking alpha male who is superior to everyone else. He's tall as fuck, built as fuck, and hot as fuck. All straight girls are sexually attracted to him as soon as they set their eyes upon him, and all males want to be his subordinate because he is so badass. Raden would fuck anyone up in a physical fight or a battle of wits, and every male and female in his vicinity is immediately submissive to him. He has an IQ reported to be above that of William James Sidis. He completes all tests and exams in schools like Harvard in under half a second. His physical feats are bar none, as well, being superior to Olympic athletes. One of the multiple badass Radens once challenged Jon Jones to a friendly fight under MMA rules, and absolutely decimated him by TKO in the first round. Another older Raden balled out LeBron James when they were both teenagers, in a friendly 1 on 1 match. Raden does not make an overly large deal about all his feats, though, and is reported to be extremely humble unless you fuck with him. He is no god or extreme superhuman, he is but a common male that happens to be superior to other males.
Anyone named Raden is automatically like this
Raden: *Makes a faggot kid's girl wet with his simple presence*
Faggot kid: *Thinks "What a fucking asshole" in his head, but not saying it in real life*
Raden: *Reads faggot kid's mind* "What the fuck did you think little bitch?"
Faggot kid: "Uh-uh... sorry dawg u can fuck my girlfriend while her family and I watch"
Raden: "Don't dishonor them like that, pathetic fuck!" *Destroys faggot kid with his pinky finger*
Raden: *Walks into a professional female volleyball game*
Volleyball girl Janelle: "Holy fuck, look at that 10/10 hot ass dude in the third row!"
Volleyball girl Kassandra: "Shiiit, lets all leave the fucking game to try get some of that dick!"
Volleyball girls: *Both teams escape to the seats, proceeding to ask for autographs from Raden*
Raden: "I'm only going to have intercourse with four of you. Let me make my decision."
Raden: *Makes a faggot kid's girl wet with his simple presence*
Faggot kid: *Thinks "What a fucking asshole" in his head, but not saying it in real life*
Raden: *Reads faggot kid's mind* "What the fuck did you think little bitch?"
Faggot kid: "Uh-uh... sorry dawg u can fuck my girlfriend while her family and I watch"
Raden: "Don't dishonor them like that, pathetic fuck!" *Destroys faggot kid with his pinky finger*
Raden: *Walks into a professional female volleyball game*
Volleyball girl Janelle: "Holy fuck, look at that 10/10 hot ass dude in the third row!"
Volleyball girl Kassandra: "Shiiit, lets all leave the fucking game to try get some of that dick!"
Volleyball girls: *Both teams escape to the seats, proceeding to ask for autographs from Raden*
Raden: "I'm only going to have intercourse with four of you. Let me make my decision."
by lilzor October 21, 2019
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Vin The Jock: Hey I am breaking up with you, Tenissa.
Tenissa The White Girl: Why?!?!
Vin The Jock: Because you are a slut and I prefer Asian girls.
Tenissa The White Girl: Why?!?!
Vin The Jock: Because you are a slut and I prefer Asian girls.
by lilzor July 10, 2016
Get the asian girls mug.MLG stands for My Little Gangster. It is a spinoff of My Little Pony for adults, and it is rated NC-17. It is about how a wannabe gangster little boy tries to be a gangbanger (in my opinion, VERY funny). It has racism, nudity, and gore. Basically your typical messed up adult's show.
Guy 1: Dude, did you watch MLG last night?
Guy 2: Bro, you watch that show? You are totally messed up, man.
Guy 1: No, I think it's funny. Especially when Avory the wannabe gangster gets beat up.
Guy 2: Good, that skinny-ass football head wannabe is so annoying.
Guy 2: Bro, you watch that show? You are totally messed up, man.
Guy 1: No, I think it's funny. Especially when Avory the wannabe gangster gets beat up.
Guy 2: Good, that skinny-ass football head wannabe is so annoying.
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by lilzor June 20, 2016
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