Definitions by lilzor
what are you, fucking gay?
Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.
what are you, fucking gay? by lilzor May 10, 2017
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect
"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect
"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale), by lilzor November 27, 2016
"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."
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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."
beauty tiers
The tiers of physical attraction, usually used by men to rate women. It goes from 1-10, but the highest is a 9.5, although 9.5s are very rare. The lowest is a 1.5, which are very rare too.
The Beauty Tiers:
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous
beauty tiers by lilzor July 11, 2016
chinese dick
A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
chinese dick by lilzor June 28, 2016
MLG
MLG stands for My Little Gangster. It is a spinoff of My Little Pony for adults, and it is rated NC-17. It is about how a wannabe gangster little boy tries to be a gangbanger (in my opinion, VERY funny). It has racism, nudity, and gore. Basically your typical messed up adult's show.
homie dog
A dog who is loyal to you and will help you with everything you want and risk his/her life for you. You want to eat? Your homie dog will get you food. You want to train your homie dog? He will be trained in a day. You want to kill your enemy? Your homie dog will pin your enemy down and bite your enemy hard.