A Rocket To the Moon
A Rocket To the Moon by homeskillet20 April 14, 2009
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the moon
the moon by seismographitti 00 January 15, 2005
beaver moon
when a female bends over to show you her vagina and you get a good view of both her ass and her vagina.
beaver moon by mattyhummz May 18, 2011
Bad Moon on the Rise
Apparently, the top definition tells us it means when a girl's ass is hanging out of her pants.
Instead of using normal words to describe this, retarded people from the mean streets of harlem or whatever, decided to use some "urban" funky words. 99% of the slang that exists is fucking stupid, i mean, what the fuck is shizzle my nizzle, for the good of humankind, if you ever hear that phrase mutter, shove your fist at speed into whoever said it's mouth.
This is stupid, bad moon on the rise, is derived from the Creedence song, Bad Moon Rising. Its a phrase used to describe a bad omen, or bad things on the horizon.
Instead of using normal words to describe this, retarded people from the mean streets of harlem or whatever, decided to use some "urban" funky words. 99% of the slang that exists is fucking stupid, i mean, what the fuck is shizzle my nizzle, for the good of humankind, if you ever hear that phrase mutter, shove your fist at speed into whoever said it's mouth.
This is stupid, bad moon on the rise, is derived from the Creedence song, Bad Moon Rising. Its a phrase used to describe a bad omen, or bad things on the horizon.
When people bastardise normal words for such a stupid phenomenon, i see the Bad Moon on the Rise.
Yeah, shut up with your stupid made up slang, fuckfaces.
Yeah, shut up with your stupid made up slang, fuckfaces.
Bad Moon on the Rise by bastardo_bill September 9, 2004
Baby Moon
Baby Moon by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015
New Moon
New Moon is the second novel in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. It is another desperate rant about how Bella's life has gone awry yet again (oh noes =O) because Edward, being a pussy and unable to handle their relationship "difficulties", ditched her and promised to never come back. (Good riddance.)
Bella turns into a zombie because she is completely oblivious of the real world (since her senses filter out anything that is NOT Edward -- ie. Zomg I have friends at school???) and because she had a non-existent personality to begin with. She soon falls dependent on her werewolf rebound, Jacob, who actually thinks it's a score to hang out with Bella. (What d'ya know, another disgrace to supernatural beings.) He has no idea that Bella is just using him as a source of sanity and for opportunities of suicide (because she's so incompetent she lacks the know-how of self-destruction.)
Edward couldn't deal with his epic fail any better, but at least he had the willpower to rid the world of himself. Instead of moving on to, oh, let's say, a more worthy significant other (which should be hella easy to find, after BELLA) he decides to completely waste himself. His actions displayed a form of character UNdevelopment which was somehow interpreted as passion by some people. T_____T
The middle chapters are predictable as hell. Current readers: for your benefit, just guess what happens and skip to the end. Or better yet, ditch the book and read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia to discover that you have saved a great deal of time and brain cells. Really.
Bella turns into a zombie because she is completely oblivious of the real world (since her senses filter out anything that is NOT Edward -- ie. Zomg I have friends at school???) and because she had a non-existent personality to begin with. She soon falls dependent on her werewolf rebound, Jacob, who actually thinks it's a score to hang out with Bella. (What d'ya know, another disgrace to supernatural beings.) He has no idea that Bella is just using him as a source of sanity and for opportunities of suicide (because she's so incompetent she lacks the know-how of self-destruction.)
Edward couldn't deal with his epic fail any better, but at least he had the willpower to rid the world of himself. Instead of moving on to, oh, let's say, a more worthy significant other (which should be hella easy to find, after BELLA) he decides to completely waste himself. His actions displayed a form of character UNdevelopment which was somehow interpreted as passion by some people. T_____T
The middle chapters are predictable as hell. Current readers: for your benefit, just guess what happens and skip to the end. Or better yet, ditch the book and read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia to discover that you have saved a great deal of time and brain cells. Really.
Edward: Sht this isn't working. K ummm…. bye!
Bella: O_O Edward... gone? Bella... no live... *commences severe mental and social retardation*
Jacob: YO sweet, a damsel in distress.
Bella: Edddwwaaaarrdddd....OO JACOB! But... Edddwwaaardddd T.T I should go die. <-*sole idea of reason in the whole book*
The rest of New Moon: *random filler action and oh-so-much more corny dialogue*
and GUESS WHAT!? EDWARD AND BELLA GET BACK TOGETHER! WHO’DA THOUGHT!?!?!
Reader: *Resists urge to kill something*
Bella: O_O Edward... gone? Bella... no live... *commences severe mental and social retardation*
Jacob: YO sweet, a damsel in distress.
Bella: Edddwwaaaarrdddd....OO JACOB! But... Edddwwaaardddd T.T I should go die. <-*sole idea of reason in the whole book*
The rest of New Moon: *random filler action and oh-so-much more corny dialogue*
and GUESS WHAT!? EDWARD AND BELLA GET BACK TOGETHER! WHO’DA THOUGHT!?!?!
Reader: *Resists urge to kill something*
New Moon by Angemichelo January 17, 2009