Muff Starling

A bird who makes nests in pubic hair mostly in women's.

"I woke up to a muff starling in my downstairs hairs and I can't make it leave it gets angry and attacks my lady cave. So I guess it lives there now"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

dick muff

when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.

"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."

by nickbest April 5, 2010

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007

meff

A womans genitals
A scabby whore

Sarah had a dirty meff

by Sessel May 9, 2006

RUFF MUFF

A girl that luvs to give a man ruff-muff- pussy- style

Do u really need one???????????

by Ruff Muff Queen June 16, 2003

Luff Muff

The male lover of Rosey Cheeks who has vowed to remain in love and dedicated to for eternity; knight in shinig armor.

Your relationship is a tale of Luff Muff and Rosey Cheeks.

by damjo December 10, 2008

muffed

verb-to make out with or kiss

cesar:"have you muffed her yet?"
chris:"fuck yea"

by natie-poo August 26, 2007