Goat Slap

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.

How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?

by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016

pimp slap

well...it really don't matter how many fingers you use. just remember that it's the back of the hand. not the palm. using the palm is the bitch slap. the back of the hand is the pimp slap.

How to preform:

While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.

the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.

Just finished pimp-slap(n) some dude for not comming up with the rent.

by adrian November 27, 2003

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

National slap your friend day

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.

National slap your friend day here I come.

by Akmeer2007 November 13, 2019

birdy slap

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.

by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

extreme slap

when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.

guy 1: MAN FVCK YOU B1TCH, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS.
guy 2: uuhhh no, extreme slap

by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010