This Land

A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush

"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry

by Brisk July 27, 2004

Lance Krall

A very funny comedian of Vietnamese and American heritage. He became well known after playing "Kip" in the "Joe Schmo Show" He has starred in several T.V shows, as well as movies, and typing him up on youtube will in fact keep you amused for hours.

Rachel: You need to watch the prank calls on youtube by Lance Krall. They are hilarious!

Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!

by Mazlove October 9, 2008

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007

Switching lanes

Switching sides, betrayal

Niggas always switching lanes. My girl switched lanes.

by Dont_switch December 21, 2018

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011

israeli lane change

changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.

Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.

by nicky v. August 9, 2006

lane

A lane is something lots of fan girls/boys use to show who they are currently obsessing over.
Stan= your fave celeb and you obsess and know everything about them_

Mindy: did you see beyonce’s New insta pic?
Sarah: yep! I’m in her LANE!
Jasmine: I don’t know who I stan.

Sarah: OMG jasmine get in a lane!

by Istansatan January 3, 2018