procrastifarian

Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life

Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian

by lazycollege105 April 30, 2014

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.

Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?

by jerrie006 May 11, 2014

Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

by pennyworth December 15, 2014

Procrastinator

Eva.

"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."

by sylar May 12, 2014

Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014

procrastinknit

Purling and looping that wool ain’t gonna get your assignment done but it sure is a handy way to pass the time… Also double points if you first must teach yourself to knit. Time wasted: Anywhere from 1 – 10 hours.

The socks will be too small if I keep procrastinknitting.

by ShelsBell June 7, 2014