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Purling and looping that wool ain’t gonna get your assignment done but it sure is a handy way to pass the time… Also double points if you first must teach yourself to knit. Time wasted: Anywhere from 1 – 10 hours.

The socks will be too small if I keep procrastinknitting.

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Procrastinitis

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008

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procrastiknitting

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

procrastiknitting by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

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Procrastinitus

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

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procrastiknitting

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .

"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

procrastiknitting by Wendy TantyPants April 24, 2016

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Procrastiknitting

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.

Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."

Procrastiknitting by wewanthalflife3 November 5, 2018

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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