procrastinknit

Purling and looping that wool ain’t gonna get your assignment done but it sure is a handy way to pass the time… Also double points if you first must teach yourself to knit. Time wasted: Anywhere from 1 – 10 hours.

The socks will be too small if I keep procrastinknitting.

by ShelsBell June 7, 2014

Procrastinitis

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

by pru005 May 7, 2008

procrastiknitting

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

Procrastinitus

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

procrastiknitting

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .

"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

by Wendy TantyPants April 24, 2016

Procrastiknitting

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.

Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."

by wewanthalflife3 November 5, 2018