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Procrastinitis 

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.
1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008

procrastiknitting 

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.
I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
procrastiknitting by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

Procrastinitus 

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.
Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.
Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

procrastiknitting 

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .
"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

Procrastiknitting 

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.
Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."
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Throat Sweats 

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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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