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Procrastinitis 

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.
1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008

procrastiknitting 

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.
I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

Procrastinitus 

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.
Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.
Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

procrastiknitting 

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .
"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

Procrastiknitting 

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.
Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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