Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

Space crank by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Biker Crank 

Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.

"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"

"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"

Biker Crank by MLGEESUS October 5, 2022

Benjamin Cranklin

A Benjamin Franklin high on meth.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."

Benjamin Cranklin by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Anne Crank 

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Anne Crank by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Power Crank 

When one cranks with power.

Jackson: I've just power cranked

Power Crank by powercranker69 November 3, 2022

Hand cranked three-way 

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

Hand cranked three-way by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

Cajun Crankshaft 

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

Cajun Crankshaft by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023