Benjamin Tanklin

A heavily armored Benjamin Franklin.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Cranklin

A Benjamin Franklin high on meth.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Wanklin

A Benjamin Franklin which jerks off all the time.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Wanklin? That boy sure does jerk off all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Pranklin

A Benjamin Franklin which enjoys pulling practical jokes on others.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Pranklin? That boy sure does play tricks and/or practical jokes upon others."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Banklin

A Benjamin Franklin which also serves as a money repository.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Banklin? That boy sure does lend, exchange, and issue money."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Skanklin

A Benjamin Franklin ska enthusiast.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022