Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dilpermingliogonophlongus

Benjamin Pranklin

A Benjamin Franklin which enjoys pulling practical jokes on others.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Pranklin? That boy sure does play tricks and/or practical jokes upon others."

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A Benjamin Franklin which also serves as a money repository.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Banklin? That boy sure does lend, exchange, and issue money."

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A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

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"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."

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"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."

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A slightly off Benjamin Franklin.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Janklin? That boy sure is slightly off."

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"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."

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