Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth

Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip

by [e-mail] October 19, 2019

Vaginal Cavity

the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy

Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night.
I (Anthony) like to cuddle with my vaginal cavity

by pat November 27, 2004

Vaginal Villain

One whose villany towards vaginas is surpassed only by his fondling fervor for the fallopian freeway. This man knows how to spread the bees knees and please without fees. When he walks down the street he can blow even the tightest pies wide open with his other-worldly and downright demonic charm. A woman could be head over heels, hysterically humping her honorable husband, but if this man so much as pelvic-thrusts within a 28-mile radius she will immediately dismount and frantically search for the source of such sexual stimulation; inevitably pouncing on him and demanding the ransacking of her ravenous ravine.

Girl 1: ....OMG!

Girl 2: YOU FELT THAT TOO?!

Girl 1: ....yeah...there must be evil forces at work here...

Girl 2: you mean...*gulp*...like a vaginal villain?

Girl 1: ....might be....either way, hang on to your pussy girlfriend, this is going to be one crazy night....

by B.D. Joe October 12, 2010

Vaginal Eruption

The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.

Duh: Are you going into labor??

Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!

by uhfduhmuhbuhmk June 6, 2011