mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.

The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.

by willie nille July 26, 2006

Topha

An obese feline, typically a house cat that eats too much food.

That darn cat is such a Topha, she ate everything in the house!

by Sopha the Cat November 2, 2010

TopHatBlox

TopHatBlox is the best and most awesome Roblox youtuber you should 100% subscribe to him right now or you don't get any cookies also Ville smells bad. ew

This TopHatBlox guy is better than ProductiveMrDuck

by BobberLover January 21, 2019

Lebanese Tophat

The sexual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat.

James: How was that chick last night man?
Jerry: Fine but a little awkward, she wanted a Lebanese tophat!
James: Well did you give it to her?
Jerry: !!!!!!!!!

by awkwardturtles June 23, 2011

The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."

by ThebigG0705 January 1, 2012

Dr.Tophat

A man who loves his friends and family, Dr.Tophat is a kind and caring guy but don’t underestimate him. He is always willing to fight for the ones he cares for and will make his enimies miserable in any way he can. He is always thinking about something and often finds ways to entertain himself as well as others. He also loves to be involved in political and war topics. Overall he’s a really nice individual with many passions.

Look, it’s Dr.Tophat

by thetophatman May 29, 2021

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005