tophat 

Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.

"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.

OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!

tophat by Ash Conman January 8, 2005

tophat 

an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.

google penis: uncircumcised penis and stare - tophat

tophat by MStache August 26, 2012

Tophat 

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!

"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"

Tophat by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009

Tophat Kat 

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

Tophat Kat by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014

Tophat Mike 

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.

There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.

Tophat Mike by Radhika November 12, 2004

Tophat ARC 

Tophat ARC is a powerful army that protects the internet. Its allies are Skull ARC, Xbox ARC

Tophat ARC

Tophat ARC by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance October 5, 2024

Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011