Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.

by lick my balls June 9, 2003

Teeter

The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".

"Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly."

by Swarmpi04 March 7, 2015

Teetering

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

Teeter Totter

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

by zbmen April 13, 2010

Teeterheckle

Something that is a teeterheckle is almost like something being a pickle. A teeterheckle is a situation you would like to avoid because of disgusting reasons.

Dad is making liver tonight. Smells like he burnt it really bad.

Again? Well ain't that a teeterheckle.

by c0dester July 6, 2010